is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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