HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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