Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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