"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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