the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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