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C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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