Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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