Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
