I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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