The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I've blown a few things in my day
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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