Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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