the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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