just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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