Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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