Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she smelled like a LAN party
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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