Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
