i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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