After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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