Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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