I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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