Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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