is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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