out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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