OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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