just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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