Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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