Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
do nipples grow back?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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