The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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