its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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