Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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