i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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