physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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