Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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