what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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