u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
