i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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