i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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