your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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