How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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