When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
