I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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