I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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