"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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