just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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