Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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