Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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