Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
no you cant smoke seaweed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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