This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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