He kissed a someone with a penis
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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