Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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