i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
