dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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